I’ve been in Bogotá for about six weeks and everything is starting to seem normal. I know this is just the dissipation of culture shock, but I want to share the things that at first were anything but normal, before I forget them.
1. Transportation.
There are basically three modes of transportation in Bogotá (4 if you include walking- which I do quite often). Cabs are the easiest and the fastest, though not necessarily the safest. At first hailing a cab seemed anything but normal, I’ve never been to New York City, I’ve never hailed a cab before. But now I am used to throwing my hand out further and higher than any tiny Colombian is capable. Taxis are convenient and quick if it’s not rush hour because Bogotá traffic is awful.
The transmilenio is a rapid bus transit system that works kind of like a metro. It is fast, and has its own lane, so during rush hour, it might be the best option to get around. The transmilenio seemed scary to me at first. It was confusing and had so many opportunities for me to get lost in this huge city. It is so crowded that the doors work like shovels that cram people inside. It can be so crowded in there that you might feel a hand on your leg and not know if it is your own, maybe your hand is really just touching someone else’s leg. The worst thing about the transmilenio is that people do not know how to ride it. It appears as though Colombians never learned the age-old rule (often learned at elevator doors) let others off before you get on. People stand at the doors, blocking other’s exit from the bus, while trying to pry their way in. This is incredibly frustrating when exiting and entering the bus, and has caused me to miss both buses and exits.
The last form of transportation is collectivo buses. These are tiny little buses that drive all over the city. At first I thought it would be impossible to figure out their circuits and ride one, but eventually we got up the courage to try. There are no bus stops, you can get on or off wherever you want (which requires that you know where you are and where you want to get off). This creates a very jerky ride where the bus speeds up and suddenly stops frequently. I do not like collectivos, mainly because they are tiny and super uncomfortable. Being the giant that I am, I do not fit in them. Literally I cannot stand up in the bus that jerks to a speedy start the second you get on, and I have to crouch to find a seat (if I am lucky enough to find one). Laura has some great pictures on her blog that show how small and crowded these tiny buses are.
2. Street performers
I worked on Pearl St. Mall for 4 years, so street performers seem pretty normal to me. But here they are, of course, different. They wait for a red light, walk to the middle of the street and do their thing. I have seen jugglers, a man who balances his bike on his head, a gymnast who does hand stands, and several other tricks involving spinning balls on noses and the like. After their performance they walk around to all the cars and ask for money. There are also performers who come onto the collectivos. I have seen violinists, a guy who played the recorder (not a flute), and people who hand out candy and ask you to buy it. The best was two brothers who came on the bus and rapped about all the people sitting in the bus- I didn’t understand what they said, but the rap was enjoyable. There are also people who just walk up and down the streets during rush hour selling anything they can to the many drivers and passengers stuck in gridlock.
3. Movie Theaters
I have seen many a movie in my day, in a few different countries, but the theaters here are a little different. There is assigned seating, when you purchase your tickets, you choose your seats from a little diagram of the theater. This was odd at first, being shown to my seat in a movie theater felt odd to say the least, as did being forced to sit next to someone that I would typically try to avoid (such as a lady on her phone who answered her calls during the movie). In the theaters they have sushi bars and cafes. You can even purchase RayBan, stylish 3D glasses with your popcorn.
4. Being Exotic
I don’t know how exotic women do it. I do not find it normal that I am almost constantly stared at, gawked at, looked up and down, or hit on. It is weird, and I will never find it normal.
5. Neighborhoods
In Bogotá, you can be in a nice neighborhood, cross the street and suddenly find yourself in a not so nice area. I was once walking home (alone) and I suddenly found myself on a scary street. The only other people on the street were sleeping, missing some part of a limb, or lighting something on fire- I don’t know that any of them had ever seen a shower. Or a blonde gringa for that matter. I was very uncomfortable and intended to get off this street as fast as I could. But once I crossed the next street I found myself in a neighborhood I now call puppy dog alley. I walked by two or three blocks worth of pet stores, with plenty of puppy dogs in the window. Puppy dogs = security, I started to feel better.
6. Puppy dogs
The puppies here must be taken away from their moms at around 3 days- they are so tiny. It is not uncommon to so a dog the size of your hand on a leash. This dog does not really know how to walk and in my opinion has no business on a leash, it should be with its mom. But they are so CUTE, I love seeing them everywhere!